
SARAH VINE: My son phoned me from Croatia at 2.33am - and unleashed every mum's holiday nightmare. Scots could face criminal records for calling someone a 'grumpy old man' under SNP's plans for barmy new laws that make ageism a hate crime. PETER HITCHENS: I have no time for Julian Assange but I MUST beg you to join me in opposing his shameful handover to the US.
Lesbian speed dating event is accused of transphobia for saying only 'adult human females' can attend - after concern when would-be matchmaker 'turned up in a purple latex outfit.
Meghan Markle is spotted wearing a $4 ANTI-STRESS patch that 'provides resonance and frequencies for calm' on wrist as she dons wool coat and scarf despite warm California weather.